04/02/18 Monday
The Billy Madison Show Podcast
Cox Media Group
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 11 April 2023
⏱️ 90 minutes
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| 0:30.0 | Tyler Tyler, yeah, it's actually, you know what? I know who it is. It's Chris. Chris is the |
| 0:39.0 | mole. Chris is the one sabotaging us. Yeah, he's doing like a wrestling podcast. Right now |
| 0:46.8 | it's working. Okay, good. He's keeps going out. I'm just gonna be so pissed if it keeps going out. |
| 0:52.8 | Just not how I want to do the show today. We got big DNA results. So we're gonna read in an hour. |
| 0:59.6 | Yeah, you're gonna find out if who's the father in an hour one hour, one hour from now coming |
| 1:06.5 | in hot, our final fornication Derek Tyler Felix, who's the other guy to be vindicated. |
| 1:13.4 | Yeah, you're not proving that I'm not. There's not. And then they're gonna test to see just how closely |
| 1:18.6 | related. Nard and his wife are how awesome they could possibly be cousins be just based on |
| 1:23.1 | teeth. Just based on the teeth. I can tell you the cousins. Can I tell you? So I never go out, |
| 1:29.3 | right? But me and Derek had a wonderful steak dinner with Dr. Chanaby. Yeah, wonderful steak dinner. |
| 1:34.1 | It was. And so we have a yummy, a yummy dessert. And then I'm like, I'm gonna go see Bill Burr. |
| 1:39.6 | Yeah, I got great seat. I'm gonna have the time of my life. Yeah, right? The line is ridiculous. |
| 1:45.1 | The line was ridiculous. So I'm waiting. I'm just, you know, I'm walking around. That line made me |
| 1:49.7 | feel so not successful. You know, it made me feel not successful because I was in the line. |
| 1:54.3 | Right. You made me feel not successful because this guy knows how to pack a house. |
| 1:57.9 | He interviewed him. But and I'm, I'm in the line. Okay. Right. And so, you know, it wasn't like |
| 2:03.1 | that. A special door I got to go in. I'm in the line with everybody else. Oh, yeah. |
| 2:08.1 | What do you do? Yeah. So what's there? It's like, what are you out here? I'm like, |
| 2:12.0 | I'm in line. I'm in line. Yeah. I agree. So, so I don't, I can't bitch, but the line was massive |
| 2:17.9 | for Bill Burr though. Massive. So I'm in this massive ass line. Then I find out I'm in the |
| 2:21.9 | wrong line. And so I go to the other line. And then oh god, you're waiting in the wrong line. |
| 2:26.8 | And there are. All right, ladies, let's check your purses. Of course, I got my purse. |
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