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Wow.

We're here back at Jared's bar.

I have a random feller right behind me.

He's eating hot Cheetos. He's eating hot Cheetos. Let him alone. Hot Cheetos. Hard enough for him to get the Cheetos out of there already. He's sweating eating Cheetos. No, he's not. He was sweating because he's outside. I think his body's trained to eat them hot Cheetos and he's fine. Well, Dave's on my shit list right now because he said my hat's giving me too much a rimmer on my eyes. You can't see them loose. And he didn't bring a fifth mic for Crispy, but Crispy, good to have you here. We love you. We're kind of social distancing-ish. But we have a really cool guest that's been asked a lot on YouTube and my stream and all of that, which is... The only man with better eyes than you. They're piercing.

I don't have the best eyes.

I love it.

Yeah, but he's like got that... Oh, God. He's like, dreamy level. Yeah, don't break your girls around me. You're all fucked. Beautiful and punctual. My wife likes people over five-five. So we're good on that. We're good on that. Oh, no, no, no. Your wife would 100% never be into me because I called her,

what did I call that entire night when I had drank way too much?

She looked like Harry Potter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, wow. I was never seen Harry Potter. She was wearing her, like, little Beatles glasses. And she's like, you look like fucking Harry Potter. And I was like, well, this is going to go over well. My first time meeting her, I'm like fucking drunk at his house, like an idiot. Fucking telling his wife, she looked like Harry Potter.

I'm like, fuck me.

The next morning I had to apologize. Well, this is going to go over well My first time meeting her I'm like fucking drunk at his house Like an idiot

Fucking telling him his wife

She looked like Harry Potter I'm like fuck me The next morning I had to apologize Can you chew those? Apologies to everyone that night I got one who were like Hey I'm sorry I'm like bro you didn't do anything You can't hate on him for the hot Cheetos It's loud He's a ward hero, though.

Yeah, you...

He can't...

Like, oh, I'm sorry. You can't hate on him for the hot Cheetos. It's loud. He's a ward hero, though.

Yeah, you can't.

Like, oh, I'm sorry.

Is my hot Cheetos offending your freedom?

So we're going to have a fun podcast today. You guys might know Robert or Rob as Lunkers TV, um, entrepreneur, former army veteran, uh, as well as an army sniper, I believe. Yeah, I did that for a little while. It's, it's always weird when people introduce when they're like, Army veteran, because you've done so much more. And that was kind of probably the prequel to what you are as an adult today. Oh, yeah. Because you've been out for six years now?

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