039 - Burger King Hearse, Inmates Drunk on Sanitizer ATV Escape, and Utah Cops Masturbating & Sexting

POWER MOVES with Mike Burns

Mike Burns

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4.8 • 617 Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2019

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Brooks Wheelan rejoins the program for this wild ride of stupid true crime.

-DEAD MAN GET BACON CHEESEBURGER AT BURGER KING

-INMATES GET DRUNK ON HAND SANITIZER, JOYRIDE ATV

-POLICE MASTURBATION POLICIES

-SCUMBAG JERKS IT IN LIBRARY

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0:00.0	What's up, Daddy's!
0:02.0	Today on the program, we have a funeral at Burger King.
0:05.5	We found out why any time is not always a good time for some push-ups.
0:09.9	We find out that cops love to beat off in their cars.
0:13.0	We discuss some prisoners who like to get hammered on hand sanitizer.
0:17.5	Brooks is joining me for the program today.
0:19.5	Yes, cops beat off in cars. I thought there were like fucking cameras. There's no rules against it. We're going me for the program today. Yes. Cops beat off in cars. I thought
0:21.0	there were like fucking cameras. There's no rules against it. We're going to get into that
0:24.9	shit. And there's some dirtbag who gets busted for jacking off in a library. There's all that
0:30.6	and so much more. Where else are you going to jack off? Live from Los Angeles.
0:36.2	Woo! California.
0:38.3	You're listening to Power Move Daddy.
0:42.3	Yeah, we're making power moves.
0:44.3	Rock in a Detroit groove to some American dudes
0:49.3	out making power moves.
0:51.3	Straight out of Grand Block, Michigan, rockin a cold one in each hand.
0:56.8	My buddy Dave and our Americans just making power moves, ripping heaters and chugging paps.
1:03.9	Now you lied with no clasp, blown shit up and chasing ass.
1:08.6	Yeah, we're making power moves.
1:10.9	Yeah, we're making power moves. Yeah, we're making power moves.
1:13.1	Right to a Detroit groove.
1:15.7	Just all American dudes out making power moves.
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