037 - Man Shoots Self in Crotch with Drugs in Butt, Free KFC Scam, and K-9 Liquor Store Attack

POWER MOVES with Mike Burns

Mike Burns

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4.8 • 617 Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2019

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Rich O'Toole cohosts!

-Free KFC Scam

-Mom Cut Son's Disrespectful Throat

-Liquor Store Break in K-9 Attack

-Man Shoots Self in Testicles While Hiding Drugs in his Butt

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0:00.0	What's up, daddies?
0:01.7	Just a reminder that all those great Father's Day gifts are still 20% off on Power Moves with
0:07.2	Mike Burns.com, including the new hats, the shirts, the mugs, the metal tumblers, and the
0:13.5	granddaddy of them all, the Captain Carl's Pizza Ship 22-ounce beer sign.
0:19.2	Oh, it is so, so ballerer just make sure you get your orders in two
0:23.5	weeks before Father's Day for delivery also thank you so much for those five-star
0:29.5	reviews on iTunes let's get that to a thousand you guys are the only ones that can
0:34.5	help me with that so please and, I thank you for that effort,
0:39.1	sincerely. Today, on the program, we got a student who eats free KFC for a year by pretending
0:46.4	to be an executive. We got a mom who cuts her son's throat for being disrespectful. We got a fantastic
0:52.8	liquor store breaking. And the cherry on top, a guy who shot himself in the balls with drugs hidden up his ass.
1:02.4	Plus, we've got a very special guest.
1:05.8	Live from Los Angeles.
1:09.1	Woo!
1:10.4	California! You're lifting the power move, Daddy. From Los Angeles, who California.
1:11.6	You're lifting the power move, Daddy.
1:15.6	Yo, what's up? This is the Trillo G. Bump B, reping UGK for Life.
1:18.6	I want to talk to you about my homie Rich O'Toole and that Texas country music he makes.
1:22.6	You heard of Texas country music, right?
1:24.6	It's that country rock genre down here in ASTown that we represent, kind of like how we represent that the Aestown rap music scene, you know what I'm saying? But it's a little different. See, Texas music in general is the art form that showcases all the great talent that we got right here from the Lone Star State. Rock music, rap music, country music, EDM, all of that stuff, got it right here and all of it represents the hardest soul of Texas music, baby.
1:47.3	Matter of fact, why don't you stay tuned because we're going to play you some of that Texas
1:50.4	country music courtesy of Rich O'Too, baby.
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