036 - Zoola Monkey and Me
The Jeff Macolino Podcast
Jeff Macolino
5.0 • 104 Ratings
🗓️ 24 August 2021
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Summary
Today I have a special guest from an unknown planet. We chat about humanity and the universe. She happens to be a space monkey who temporarily lives on earth. Don’t be a dick!
https://www.tiktok.com/@zoolamonkey
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1WLtJvulUJy9ZlocEKk59A
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everyone and welcome to a special episode of the Jeff McElino Podcast. |
| 0:13.4 | This one's a little different and if you're listening to me right now, you're listening |
| 0:17.3 | to me through the classic way to listen to the Jeff McElino Podcast, your preferred method |
| 0:24.0 | of listening to podcasts, be it Spotify, Apple, if you ask your Alexa to play the Jeff |
| 0:31.5 | McElino Podcast from Apple Podcasts, it will happily oblige and I think I just did |
| 0:38.3 | it to my own Alexa. Alexa, stop. I started hearing her talk in the background. |
| 0:46.6 | Alright, this is a special episode because I'm also posting this on YouTube so you can |
| 0:53.6 | see video. Why? Because I'm interviewing a space monkey, alien, extraterrestrial, Zula. |
| 1:02.7 | Zula is a space monkey who decided to stay at least for a short time on the planet in |
| 1:10.0 | the United Kingdom and Zula was kind enough to zoom call with me and put the deciding |
| 1:21.4 | because you know, Zula being such a special guest, I'll put the video up because it deserves |
| 1:28.0 | video, not just audio, you can't get justice from listening to a space alien without seeing |
| 1:34.2 | what the alien looks like. So there you have it. I hope you enjoy the YouTube. Hopefully |
| 1:42.3 | this goes well. This is obviously a bit a bit of a stretch for me but we'll see how it |
| 1:50.9 | goes and hopefully hopefully I'm still on earth and I don't get abducted or exterminated. |
| 2:01.7 | I think that's probably more of a risk. I think Zula is a peaceful alien but I might |
| 2:09.4 | just be that much of a jerk that Zula might have to take care of things. So we'll see |
| 2:15.4 | how it goes. I'll be back to give you a post script unless you watch on YouTube, then |
| 2:21.7 | you won't get an intro or an outro. So hopefully you're able to figure out when things |
| 2:26.6 | started, when things stop. Let's see. And in the meantime, tell your Alexa to play my |
| 2:32.6 | podcast and just let it play all day. So my voice can just echo throughout your halls |
| 2:40.6 | and yeah, I think it's kind of creepy if you think about it. But hey, I once was at a party |
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