#036: Is Santa Claus Dead?

The LoPriore Podcast

Danny D LoPriore

Music, Comedy, Improv

5 • 678 Ratings

🗓️ 5 October 2021

⏱️ 147 minutes

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Summary

On this episode, we talk about the mystery of Santa Claus, how old will your kids be when you tell them he isnt real, when to throw down versus a new "challenger", Michael's relationship with religion & more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'm gonna suck your tits, yeah, that's right, come on.
0:04.1	I'm gonna suck your tits, gonna suck your tits tonight, I'm gonna suck your tits, yeah, yeah, that's right, I'm gonna suck your tits,
0:14.4	your tits tonight, yes, I'll be your body guard Suck your tits when they are hard.
0:23.6	Yes.
0:24.6	Can I see your breast and open your blouse like a treasure chest?
0:31.6	I want to on the floor.
0:34.6	Rub your fucking nipples raw.
0:36.6	Do you like this raw Do you like this
0:37.6	Do you like this?
0:41.1	I said
0:41.8	Do you like this dance
0:44.3	I want everyone to dance
0:46.4	Let me see your underpants
0:48.3	Suck your tits left and right
0:50.3	Gonna suck your tits tonight
0:52.1	I'm gonna suck your tits Yeah your tits tonight I'm gonna suck your tits tonight. I'm gonna suck your tits, yeah, your tits tonight, I'm gonna
0:57.4	suck your tits, yeah, yeah, that's right. I'm gonna suck your tits, your tits tonight, I'm gonna
1:05.4	suck your tits tonight. Stop, dump them out mouth. Put your tithes in my mouth.
1:12.5	Stop. Don't even try.
1:14.8	Gonna suck your tities dry.
1:16.6	Add your tints to my collection.
1:18.6	It gives me a hard direction.
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