Oh, hey, sorry, I didn't see you there.

Caught me with my pants down, so to speak.

I was just using my new Adam and Eve Dildo on my girlfriend, Suzanne, wasn't I, Suzanne?

Brilliant!

I wasn't using on her.

She was using it on me, but, you know, that will attest to how great these products are

that a normal hetero dude like myself will take one in the butt.

So anyway, Suzanne, you're going to help me with this Adam

and Eve commercial? I am. You may not want to help me after I tell you this, but you were

in my last resort. Oh. Thanks. Were you aware of that? The look on your face tells me that you

weren't. I was trying to get Debbie Chen to help me do it. It weren't. Turns out Debbie Chen's too respectable. Turns out everyone is too respectable to do these Adam and Eve commercials. They really got their noses in the air of these people. Walt can't do it. He's a respectable merchant. Quinn can't do it. He's respectable fireman. Debbie Chen can't do it. She teaches two-year-olds.

I guess I don't have any respect for myself.

No.

No one else has respect for you either.

Or me, so we're in the same boat. Don't worry about it.

I was hoping to do it, Debbie.

Like, not do it, but you know, do the commercial, the Adam and Eve commercial.

Why is that?

I thought it would be fun. Plus, many people don't know this, but Ming Chen sort of ruined her name.

Before she was Debbie Chen, she was Debbie Dom Pierre.

Really?

Yeah, French name.

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