034 Such Familiars
Euphomet
And,If Studio
4.8 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 25 March 2021
⏱️ 35 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Whether it's an under-the-radar genre or a proper out-there podcast, sometimes it's better |
| 0:06.2 | when you get weird, especially when it comes to switching up your soft drink, introducing |
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| 0:12.8 | With the same blend of 23 unique flavors, it tastes just as weird as regular Dr. Pepper, |
| 0:19.2 | but with zero sugar and zero calories, it's a taste you can't quite put your finger on |
| 0:24.1 | weird. |
| 0:25.1 | But in a surprisingly good way, try more weird with Dr. Pepper Zero. |
| 0:29.4 | I had a Uber pick me up from work and on the way home, she was just talking and she's |
| 0:59.0 | like, yeah, blah blah blah. |
| 1:01.3 | And I'm in the backseat trying to listen to her, but I keep seeing this guy in like a military |
| 1:07.5 | uniform come into my thoughts. |
| 1:12.5 | And he's very like, can you say something? |
| 1:15.0 | Can you speak up? |
| 1:16.0 | And I'm like, oh god, no, I don't want to do this. |
| 1:20.6 | And finally, you know, we make a turn and we're like, maybe two streets away from my house. |
| 1:27.7 | And I put my hand on her shoulder and she gets quiet because that's that's already weird, |
| 1:32.5 | like your passenger just put his hand on your shoulder and what the hell. |
| 1:37.0 | And I said, um, is your dad dead? |
| 1:42.1 | And I thought that she was going to be like, get the fuck out of my car. |
| 1:46.3 | And she slows down. |
| 1:49.0 | She pulls over and she goes, uh-uh, we're not doing this while I'm driving. |
| 1:54.3 | I'm pulling over. |
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