Hello friends. Between myself, Johnny and Yusuf, we've been at university for 16 years

and done five degrees between us. I've also seen recently my 13th Freshers Week completed,

so you could say that we're OGs of the student game. Given that the new university year has

just started and also taking into account our obviously vast experience at dealing with

our time at uni, we thought it would be only fair to disseminate some of our wisdom down to

any students who care to listen. Or anyone who has been uni and wants to reminisce about their

most cringe-worthy times, or anyone who hasn't been to university and wants to find out that it's

not the dos around of Netflix and chronic masturbation that you may have thought it was.

Today, you can expect to learn our favourite tips for learning quickly,

studying effectively how not to go bankrupt, whilst you're at uni, how to deal with losing

interaction, when you've had a little bit too much to drink, and an awful lot more.

Coming up soon, I have got a secret super podcast with some real big dicks in the world of UK

fitness. I'm going to be at Battle Cancer this weekend coming, and as a part of that,

I've managed to grab some of the big swinging shlongs from around the warmer area,

and I'm going to get them to answer some of your questions. So, if you want to find out what

Zach George, Lee Machines or Sunni Webster have to say for themselves, make sure that you tune in

this week. You'll have the opportunity to submit your questions, and I will ask them the most

awkward or embarrassing ones live on air. For now, we're going to go back to university. Enjoy.

Welcome back. Johnny and Yusuf from Procontinus. I hear again, today we are going to discuss

how to survive university. How many degrees have we got between us? One, and a

chart accountant. One and a, you're now a Bachelor of Medicine. Oh yeah, true. Well,

I'm a, is it a health science diploma that you get after halfway through? And then, so one point

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