Welcome to Mic Drop. The podcast where relevancy is irrelevant and we don't give a shit about your feelings.

Ladies and gentlemen, as always, it's an honor and a pleasure to introduce my next podcast guests.

But in reality, I've already introduced one of them and his name is Chris Osman.

We're bringing Chris and his lovely wife, Roz, back on the program because of some recent events that took place.

Where he was actually in the news for some international reasons which we're going to dive into.

He was out here just a few weeks ago. I'm not going to reintroduce him because I already did in the previous part.

We are going to dive right the fuck into some of the details.

One thing I would like to mention first is that we appreciate you guys taking the time out of your schedule, you and Roz, for coming up here.

I know you're in town anyway. I guess from the listener standpoint, just to build some backdrop is that when we recorded the last episode, the one that you guys probably just listened to, what was it?

Four fucking days after you left here?

I literally think it was about four days later I was in a Haitian jail hanging out and joined the local scenery.

Imagine that I had no idea. We went out to dinner, we spent the night.

We won't get into the B-roll that existed from the security cameras that you spent the night.

Absolutely not, no.

I can say, those dogs are a little bit more aggressive at night than they are during the day.

It's the chunky peanut butter. If you do smooth, they're not as nibbly, but it's like a hazing thing.

I do chunky so they get the teeth in there a little bit.

They seem to enjoy themselves.

I had no idea that he was going there. We record the fucking podcast.

Four days later I'm watching fucking Fox News and it's like four American security contractors, two Navy SEALs, Chris Osman or Haitian Jail.

It's like, wait, what the fuck? Like days after he left here.

We brought him back on. That's why we delayed the release of the initial one a little bit.

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