03 The Two Week Rule (Andrew Schulz)

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Remy Kassimir

Comedy, Sexuality, Health & Fitness, Sex, Funny, Learning, Education, Fun, Girltalk, Humor

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2020

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Bit of a trigger warning on this episode with the flagrant and unfiltered (yet wildly empathetic) comedian Andrew Schulz. Andrew goes deep into why he thinks women like true crime, his innovative dating strategy for deciding someone is going to be his girlfriend ("The Two Week Rule"), and his views on pegging, the male g-spot, rim jobs, and queefs.

We get to travel back in time for this one [recorded in October] and Andrew tells us all about his *new* girlfriend >> fast forward THIS week is their 1-year-anni (!!) Cumgrats.

Finally we talk growing up in NYC, how to know a guy is cumming without verbal cues and Andrew describes a sex position that he says is '8/10 guaranteed to make a woman squirt.'

TW- Heteronormative/binary/homophobic/trans exclusionary language + body shaming

Follow Andrew on Instagram @AndrewSchulz.

Check out our website for live shows & merch! Extras on Patreon.com/howcum

mentioned in this episode:

Vanity fair article about city kids in groups

Creative story ‘Twelve’

Transcript

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0:00.0	Okay, before we start this week's episode, I just want to read a message from a man who tried
0:04.9	the Kiven method that Emily Morris recommended to us last week. The Kiven method, as we said,
0:10.7	is a new way to go down on Ovalva and it's supposed to be more effective and faster.
0:17.0	This guy writes, dude, the Kiven method totally made my wife come hard in four minutes.
0:23.9	Four minutes from Oval. That's amazing. So I just want to say, thank you again
0:30.2	to Dr. Emily Morris for coming on last episode and teaching us this new way to come. If you guys
0:36.0	didn't hear it, go back, listen to it again, or just look up the Kiven method.
0:40.8	Yeah, thank you, Emily, and all the sex educators and scientists out there. Thank you for
0:46.0	finding out new, exciting ways to get off for us. Also on a serious note, thank you to all of
0:53.3	our healthcare workers and all the first responders and everybody on the front lines,
0:58.6	food delivery people, everyone who is helping out during this crisis. You guys, if you can help
1:04.4	those people, please do it. Tip your delivery people more and donate to your healthcare workers.
1:10.8	If you can donate to your local hospitals, that is amazing. Any hospital near you will have a
1:17.5	donation portion on their site. And also food banks. Food banks are a very helpful thing to do. So
1:24.6	wherever you are, look up like the Food Bank of New York, the Food Bank of LA, anywhere that you
1:29.5	are, find the Food Bank nearby and try to support those people. This week's guest is an insanely
1:37.1	popular comedian who he basically revolutionized stand-up comedy going online. He's one of the first
1:46.0	people, if not the first, to put consistent stand-up clips from him at clubs on Instagram, on YouTube,
1:55.1	whereas most comics like the whole thing was don't burn your material. Save it for a special.
2:00.3	This guy puts it out all the time. All the comics have been following suit. He also is one of the
2:06.5	first people alongside myself to start a live show during the pandemic. You can check out his show,
2:14.6	Corona's Got Talent on Instagram Live and be a part of it. Before the pandemic, he was a globally
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