Humanity has battled with evil throughout the ages,

thought tirelessly to protect itself from being consumed by the monstrous horrors that plague the land.

But as darkness grows, the flame of hope grows dim.

Who shall rekindle the fire? Who shall save us?

Look, is this just shit on the DM night or what?

I'm trying to do my best to you guys a goddamn adventure.

And hold on.

Suspend disbelief, enjoy yourself, god damn it.

Well, hopefully a bunch of douchebags with dice will do the trick.

A bunch of nerds gathered around their screens, drinking and dungeneering in hopes to get some gold and girls.

Join them for a crazy adventure.

These are the Tabletop Champions.

Greetings and salutations. Welcome to another Tabletop Champions podcast. I'm your Dungeon Master Sean. And with me tonight, I have Scott. Hello. I have Ben. Hi. I have Kyle. Greetings and salutations. And I have Wade. Oh, and by the way, Kyle, Sean said that before you did. I know. I was actually secretly hoping we were all going to say greetings and say. We have an episode where we all say it?

Oh, God.

That was what I was really hoping was about to happen,

but unfortunately it didn't.

I wish with that.

So, welcome, guys.

Hi.

Hello.

Is everybody ready to do some Dungeons and Dragons awesomeness?

That's totally not nerdy and really cool.

...