03: A Friend of Pitbull w/ Paul F. Tompkins
The Worst Idea Of All Time
Tim Batt
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 7 January 2023
⏱️ 64 minutes
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In this third watch of F9, we’re joined by longtime supporter of Tim and Guy (and NOT the podcast itself), Paul F. Tompkins. We continue to try to find out who’s related to whom, learn how PFT treats his live comedy audiences (not well!), and wonder how nuts the F&F Dads would go if Vin Diesel got huge breasts. Come for the special guest, stay for the five-star review from someone online who has apparently watched the flick one hundred times.
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| 0:00.0 | 8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1 |
| 0:28.0 | Hello everybody and welcome to the 30th episode of the sixth season of the worst idea of all time |
| 0:34.2 | Do I get the season number right? Yeah, you did. Oh, why'd you laugh then you threw me? |
| 0:37.8 | Well, I laughed because I'm excited by the episode |
| 0:41.2 | I'm excited by the guest because if I remember correctly our guest today as a man who taught us is long ago |
| 0:48.0 | Season 2 to stop doing this to us and no answer in terms my name's Tim Bant has names going on |
| 0:53.6 | Welcome to the stage Paul |
| 0:55.8 | Hey, how's it going tonight? Oh, yeah, it's it's just us Paul you can talk less |
| 1:03.8 | Is that is that the standard opener in clubs in New Zealand as well as as well as the United States? |
| 1:11.5 | Well, how's everyone doing? Hey, I'll do it tonight. I read recently |
| 1:15.7 | Well, you know, I'm trying to focus on my stand up a little bit more Paul at the moment and you really got to get the |
| 1:22.0 | How you doing out of there? You got to get it out of your vocab because no one gives a shit. It's a crutch |
| 1:27.5 | No, that's the time. Yeah, I go and see it. I say I'm keep it going for your MC |
| 1:33.6 | I say that and people seem to love that because those are clapping. It's nice. It's a generous something. Yeah. What do you say when you like? |
| 1:40.6 | What do you say when you're at the clubs? Oh |
| 1:43.1 | When I'm when I'm doing the clubs |
| 1:46.4 | I'll go out there and the first thing I do is say |
| 1:50.9 | Where are my singles at? And then I will start to roast people. I like to roast people and so I find people on a date and I roast them for the date |
| 2:03.6 | I sound comfortable things |
| 2:06.8 | When people are alone, I like to roast them for being alone |
| 2:11.3 | I love to make fun of people's clothing. They're hair |
| 2:16.8 | God, what else clothing and hair are the big ones? Wait |
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