This is Handel on the Law, marginal legal advice where I tell you, whoever you are, you have

absolutely no case, hopefully doing that immediately upon you opening your mouth and the

phones being open and the rules are always the same.

If you are unintelligible completely, you are at the top of the list.

If you are in any mental facility, that's a good thing.

If you have a very heavy accent, always a good thing.

And what else?

Special needs is good.

Handicapped.

For example, if you are just a torso with a head on it, no arms, no legs,

you have a medical problem or a legal problem, also very good. So a lot of rules there.

Let's do it. This is Handle on the Law, Marginal Legal Advice. All right, Sam Bankman-ed. And this is the guy who headed, at a very young

age, by the way, created FTX cryptocurrency, one of the crypto exchanges, like Bitcoin being

the first one. And this was an exchange. So it's sort of kind of a mutual fund put together a group to invest and to sell. And he was doing really well. This became a billion dollar company very, very quickly. And he became a billionaire. I mean, he was, well, let me put it this way. He is now 32, and he created

this thing in his late 20s. Pretty bright guy. Well, it turns out that it was his personal piggy bank.

He took out billions of dollars, bought homes in the Bahamas and the states, and flew in private jets, cars, bought his parents

in an incredible home.

He basically, and jewelry and designer clothes.

I mean, it goes on and on.

But he never could afford a haircut if you look at any pictures of him.

Well, he was arrested because $2 billion was lost.

And the Fed started investigating him.

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