In the beginning, there was fun on the radio.

Then the radio industry fell victim to corporate America,

and venture capitalist bankers who marched in with their research and up to their armpits in debt,

and turned the radio band into a wasteland of cookie cutters.

Faceless sound-alike stations who completely lost touch with the people they were meant to serve.

Then there were two voices that cried out to the wills, fainted first,

but becoming louder with every passing ratings book.

It's okay to have fun again, to give the people what they really want to hear,

and not treat them like a sea of mindless followers who have no choice in their radio entertainment.

Try to move it down, try to move it down.

This is Donald Trump, president of the United States.

Honestly, I think this is the first radio show I've done as president if you wanted it to.

And you're listening to The Rick and Bubba Show.

It is seven minutes past the hour.

From the broadcast plaza and teleport, you got The Rick and Bubba Show.

Helmsy, the real Greg Burgess here.

Speedy and Adler away, they'll both be back on Monday.

Hendling Blaze TV this hour.

Ruby Dooby Doe and Jaylen Fruehers.

Skunk Baxter takes phone calls at 866-WeB-Big.

Those are our students at Rick and Bubba University earning their degree in common sense,

which has now become a superpower.

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