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Oh, the bitches, good day to you and yours.

All right, everybody poops.

And generally, it's neither eventful nor newsworthy,

unless you're the man of Florida who finally pooped out the $770,000 worth of diamonds

that he stole from a tipping company.

Now, he stole the diamonds, then swallowed the

diamonds when the police caught up to him. Two weeks later, in police custody, he pooped him out,

giving the police the evidence they needed to pursue the charges. Now, swallowing the evidence

might seem like an amateur move, but you might remember the guy in England who avoided drug charges after he

swallowed his drug stash and then refused to defecate for 47 straight days. The police eventually

let him go. And then last week, we told you about the man who's suing United Airlines after a pilot

opened the bathroom door and yanked him out for, quote, taking too long.

He'd been in there for 30 minutes because he was constipated, and his pants were still around his ankles when he was pulled out.

Now, that is bad.

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