And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours.

All right, it has been said that sex is like pizza.

Even when it's bad, it is good enough.

But sometimes, sometimes something is said, heard, seen, or all too often smelled, that just kills the whole mood.

And you never know what that something is going to be.

For a woman in England, she wants to have sex with a partner.

But his pajamas turn her off so much that you can't get aroused.

His pajamas.

I'm not kidding.

She says he looks like a Charles Dicking character and it just

ruined it for it. Another woman, she lost the urge to merge when the guy she was with had to

excuse himself to poop. Now, it's not so much that. He'd been farting for hours, leading up to

the moment that she had to encourage him to go do his dirty business.

And one woman, she lost her sex drive when a guy called her nipples nip-knops.

I do not know why he would do that.

She said, man, we're there.

And he's like, ooh, the nip-nops.

She's like, I'm out.

And then there's a woman who ended mid-sex because the guy was focusing on a picture of

Linda Ronstadt while they were doing the deed. Linda Ronstadt. Now, look, the thing is,

you don't have to be having sex for the mood to be ruined. Sometimes even Solodon can be spoiled.

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