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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona

03-21-23 - Coyote Dad Emailer Has Similar Story - Donald Trump Stops By To Talk About Going To Jail Today

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona

98KUPD | Hubbard Radio

Comedy, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 March 2023

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Tuesday March 21, 2023 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The podcast you are listening to of Homeberg's Morning Sickness is brought to you by my friends at Eric's Family Barbeque in Avondale.

0:08.1

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0:14.5

Eric's Family Barbeque in Avondale, Eric's Family BBQ.com.

0:17.6

Homeberg's Morning Sickness.

0:20.3

I got an email you guys are going to like this. We were talking this morning about a guy in the news who clearly fell asleep or was flirting.

0:27.6

That's the only thing. He's on the news. His wife called his bluff. His kid was face-to-face with a coyote at a playground that he was supposed to be monitoring.

0:34.4

I had to run him off to the hospital because, and also the story the kid has scratches on his tummy.

0:40.5

A coyote didn't just reach up under and get a whole bunch of this story is just bogus.

0:46.0

And I start laughing. I'm with the guy. I'd make up the story too. He's not a bad daddy, fell asleep.

0:51.0

That's my guess. He fell asleep because watching kids at a park is, it's ambient.

0:56.4

There's nothing about it that's funny woke up. There's a coyote in his kid's face. He panicked, told the story.

1:01.6

The coyote attacked a kid. It was out of nowhere. He was diligent, all this other stuff.

1:05.2

And his wife's making him tell the news. This guy emails me. He goes,

1:08.4

Homeberg, you had a nerve this morning. I took my kid to the park eight years ago and fell asleep almost as soon as I sat down.

1:15.9

A few minutes later, I was awakened by a loud bird and saw nothing but an empty playground.

1:20.4

My first thought was obviously I got to find this kid, but along with that thought came along.

1:24.4

The idea that I needed a story to tell if I found him didn't find him or if I found him hurt.

1:30.0

Well, he'd wandered into the desert section of the park and plopped himself behind a bush.

1:35.0

So I searched for a long time and then I got him. But when I found him, he was scratched up a little bit, no big deal.

1:40.4

Well, I told my wife to explain the scratches and the potential story that my son would tell about why he was in the desert.

1:46.4

That a guy at the park ran through and started to fight with me and I wrestled with him and the kid got scared and ran away.

1:53.9

I threw myself into a couple of thorny bushes so I'd have some scratches.

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