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🗓️ 21 March 2023
⏱️ 19 minutes
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0:00.0 | The podcast you are listening to of Homeberg's Morning Sickness is brought to you by my friends at Eric's Family Barbeque in Avondale. |
0:08.1 | Meet Mesquite, repeat, trust me on this one, you've had Barbeque before, but you haven't had it this good. |
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0:17.6 | Homeberg's Morning Sickness. |
0:20.3 | I got an email you guys are going to like this. We were talking this morning about a guy in the news who clearly fell asleep or was flirting. |
0:27.6 | That's the only thing. He's on the news. His wife called his bluff. His kid was face-to-face with a coyote at a playground that he was supposed to be monitoring. |
0:34.4 | I had to run him off to the hospital because, and also the story the kid has scratches on his tummy. |
0:40.5 | A coyote didn't just reach up under and get a whole bunch of this story is just bogus. |
0:46.0 | And I start laughing. I'm with the guy. I'd make up the story too. He's not a bad daddy, fell asleep. |
0:51.0 | That's my guess. He fell asleep because watching kids at a park is, it's ambient. |
0:56.4 | There's nothing about it that's funny woke up. There's a coyote in his kid's face. He panicked, told the story. |
1:01.6 | The coyote attacked a kid. It was out of nowhere. He was diligent, all this other stuff. |
1:05.2 | And his wife's making him tell the news. This guy emails me. He goes, |
1:08.4 | Homeberg, you had a nerve this morning. I took my kid to the park eight years ago and fell asleep almost as soon as I sat down. |
1:15.9 | A few minutes later, I was awakened by a loud bird and saw nothing but an empty playground. |
1:20.4 | My first thought was obviously I got to find this kid, but along with that thought came along. |
1:24.4 | The idea that I needed a story to tell if I found him didn't find him or if I found him hurt. |
1:30.0 | Well, he'd wandered into the desert section of the park and plopped himself behind a bush. |
1:35.0 | So I searched for a long time and then I got him. But when I found him, he was scratched up a little bit, no big deal. |
1:40.4 | Well, I told my wife to explain the scratches and the potential story that my son would tell about why he was in the desert. |
1:46.4 | That a guy at the park ran through and started to fight with me and I wrestled with him and the kid got scared and ran away. |
1:53.9 | I threw myself into a couple of thorny bushes so I'd have some scratches. |
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