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Hello and welcome.

It's our number two, our number two of the Ben Mather show.

And we react to reports that the NCAA gave more perks, better workout equipment,

and a nicer swag bag to the men over the women.

And this is outrageous.

It's a teachable moment.

I'll explain why this is another one of those stories that's a sign of the times

and how absurd, ridiculous this whole thing is.

We'll get to that right now.

Here it is our number two.

It's not fair.

It's not fair.

They cry at March Madness.

All the tears, all the tears.

Welcome in the beginning of another hour of the Ben Maller show.

We are in the air everywhere as we chit-chat, coast-to-coast, border-to-border, and beyond on the vast and powerful microphones of FSR emanating live from inside the theater, the theater of the mind.

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