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The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

03/18/2013 - The Church Of What's Happening Now #63

The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

Joey Coco Diaz

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.818.8K Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2013

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

Comedian and Joey's friend Josh Wolf calls back into the podcast.

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Streamed live on 03/18/2013.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh

0:07.4

Shit Monday March 18th. It's a beautiful fucking day to be alive. It's a beautiful world

0:14.7

You're just happened to be in it. You bad motherfuckers get up salute the flag wash your balls wash your pussy

0:21.9

You don't want to walk there with fucking milk to win your ass. Oh, it's the day at the St. Paddy's motherfuckers little

0:28.0

Orman brothers for you guys here Lisa. Yeah, how's kick that shit lead. Oh shit

0:41.6

Are you fucking kidding me? We're opening up with the Orman's today. That means you got to get up wash your ass and fucking what and

0:47.5

Polish the fucking guns because it's going down today

0:50.5

When you open up with the Orman Brothers is that type of fucking day somebody's getting fucking strangled here

0:56.1

Listen to these motherfuckers 1970. Are you kidding me or what six white guys and a black fucking drummer black people aren't even drinking on a fucking water

1:06.0

Forced and they're over there banging that with the Orman brothers. Check your stuff. Hit that shit lead. Oh

1:11.7

Oh

1:22.4

What's happening, baby? What's going on your beautiful mother fucker now much better

1:26.2

I haven't heard you this and into a band for a while

1:29.0

It came over and you were like dancing almost they would happen to me yesterday

1:32.5

Yes, baby day before Saturday. I got this on the iPod in the living room

1:36.2

Okay, old fashioned iPod

1:38.1

But I don't take it out of house unless I go to the gym or fly with it

1:40.8

So if I lose it, I don't give a fuck. I got some brilliant songs on there

1:43.8

I had a buddy might put a bunch of fucking heavy heavy-duty music

1:47.8

One of the songs was whipping post. I'm sitting there with my fucking daughter and

1:52.5

It's blasting I had to remote and I couldn't find it

1:56.5

And I'll tell you what my daughter was passing out by the minute

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