03/13/2019 - Kickoff Hour
The Rick Burgess Show
iHeartPodcasts
4.6 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 13 March 2019
⏱️ 60 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | It's a more what it promised. What would you give for today? Forget that it was any sound like a little. What would you spend today? Thinking about it. You're still or the man that's beside you. Or the man that you know you'll get everything and you're harmful. |
| 0:25.0 | We get one opportunity in life. One chance in life to do it. Ever you're going to to lay your foundation and to make whatever more you can make whatever legacy you're going to leave. Leave your legacy and it's far to effort. |
| 0:42.0 | Winds and losses come a dime a dust. But effort nobody can judge. Because effort is between you and you. Effeting is never doing nobody else. So that's the thing they're ready to see you. They think what they see don't fail. They saw what they're showing. Because every day is a new day. Every moment is a new moment. So now you got to go out and show them that all a different creature. Now! |
| 1:08.0 | Welcome in seven minutes past the hour. It is another cook's past control best of I am speedy or host. We're going to roll through today one bit by one bit. Just one request after another and we thank you for being with us today. Let's get it started right out of the gate. Requested stuff. A lot of airplane toilet. |
| 1:29.0 | Rick and American woman who had no American woman. There was an American woman that had no need to fasten her seat belt on a flat from Scandinavia to the United States after a high pressure vacuum flush sealed her to the toilet. Easy. |
| 1:46.0 | Of the transatlantic airliner. Now Rick woman has filed a complaint with a Scandinavian airline system after her ordeal on a Boeing 767 flight last year. Now that's the real big one. She got stuck in after pushing the flush button while seated activating a system to clean the toilet by vacuum pressure. The airline said, oh, my. |
| 2:11.0 | Well, what if it was a courtesy? Well, it's true. If you're trying to a courtesy flush, I bet you I won't have again. Do you think that she put a sign up in that in that closet bathroom? No courtesy flush. Do you think this was a courtesy going by? |
| 2:26.0 | Staying before you flush, you think she sat down said, oh, my goodness. I got to do it by a little courtesy. Oh my gosh. She could not get up by herself and had to sit on the toilet until the flight had landed so that ground technicians could come in and get her loose. |
| 2:43.0 | Rick, not only stuck, but you had to have what you pants down. You had to have guys with wrenches come in. But you're making this up. You are making it a Rick. This is right off the MSNBC website. |
| 2:55.0 | Well, wow. |
| 3:02.0 | What about when they heard the commotion? What about when you're at that point? You go, well, I now I've got to start screaming and people start thinking, what's going on? What about the first time you have to go help? You know what somebody said? Help somebody went terrorist and she said, no, no. |
| 3:23.0 | It's terror, but it is not a terrorist. This is the enemy with me. Man, what's wrong? What's man? What can we help you? My butt has been sucked into the toilet. It appears to be sealed and I'm stuck here. |
| 3:36.0 | Y'all how is that the worst? Let me ask you this. Who? I mean, how did how big is she? That's what everybody wants to know. Everybody's thinking how large was this one? |
| 3:51.0 | Well, you but they'll have to be all that big to cover the entire toilet hole for a seal. Well, Rick to break the seal, all you got to do is wedge just a little. |
| 4:00.0 | So you bought you but we have to cover. So yeah, I mean, we all had to get a tupperware lid off before. You know, you're there. |
| 4:08.0 | You know, do you think they had to reach back here with their hands and get an air hole to try to break break. You know, you ever got like a butter knife underneath something because they had to seal. |
| 4:17.0 | They had to pry something down in there and get a little air. Yeah, they did. We know I was trying to think. |
| 4:25.0 | Touching big woman's butt, touching big woman's butt because you had to you had to get in there. All right, pants down. I mean, breeches down into her ankles. Sure. And there she sits the queen of the throne. |
| 4:41.0 | All right, look, we all know maintenance guys. We all know maintenance guys. Don't you know the call on the radio was. |
| 4:52.0 | We got a fly coming in from Scandinavia. We have a large woman stuck on the pot. And they said, what am I? I must got some jet wash here. |
| 5:02.0 | I'm going to repeat that call, please. What about this Charlie get the boys and get some ranches down there to fly six eight three. We've got a woman stuck in the can. |
| 5:10.0 | I know. And you know they were going. Well, how big is she? Well, she's stuck. We don't know. Got to have some size. And you're thinking what? |
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