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we doing well? As we roll along, we've got a lot of requests that we're trying to get to, pages of pages of just gracious best of so many good ones too.

We're kind of going in order and seeing what times down as far as how long the segments go. Here is a classic. And we refer to this a lot, by the way, of Rick pumping gas.

Well, I won't spoil it. Take it listen. I had the weirdest thing happened to me and it was it was extremely embarrassing. What happened? Well, according to my wife, it was not as embarrassing as she thought it should have been.

She thought I should have she that I should have cared more than I really did. I was at the house and sharing I have not been on a date and I don't know when you know with our schedules and all this and little league and blah blah blah.

So we had deemed that we were this weekend we're going to go on a date. So when we knew we were all pretty tired on Friday going on Friday's bad because you're tired and you're sleepy.

You're really better to go on Saturday, but we said, well, we'll see we'll go ahead and go and we'll go on Friday. So I was at home in this terribal news, just start breaking out like crazy.

Okay. Well, as you all know, when I when I come home, you know, I immediately strip. I mean, I don't I don't wear clothes around the house. I hate to be dressed in the house to the dismay of your neighbors.

Yes. People who come to the door unexpectedly. Right. So I mean, if you're going to come try to sell me something, you're going to see me naked or in my underwear, best case scenario, because it's my house and, you know, I've got a mortgage. I might as well get something out of it.

I don't like to be in my house with all my clothes on. It doesn't make I don't feel like I'm home. It just doesn't make sense to you. Right. So I had a I hadn't made the decision that I needed to cast a check and I said, well, I'm not going to do that. I'm waiting to do that Saturday.

And I said, I need some gas. I'm on waiting. We'll just take serious car because I don't feel like going out. So you wanted to go home. Yeah. Well, so I go home while I'm sitting there and all sent it don't so me.

That's that my banks not open Saturday anymore. The one out there by me, they've changed and I don't know Saturday anymore. So I go, hey, I need to go get that check cash and I look and I'm hurting on time. Okay. So I jump out of the house. I jumped my car and I take off and I'm and I'm just kicking and I'm going down through there and I get my check cash and I say, well, heck, I'm here.

I'm also going to get gas. You know, and I and I said, I'll just do the, you know, the debit card thing. I'm also going to do it that way when she gets home.

We got a full tank of gas and we got money to go out to eat. So, so I get out and I start pumping my gas. And about that time I feel like cold air brush across my legs.

And I go, hey, I'm in my underwear. Rick, Virgius, and I all of a sudden it hits me. You are not that I have bolted out of the house.

I'm going to get my underwear. Rick, Virgius, and I am standing pumping gas in underwear.

I would like, I would like to apologize to everybody. Just off Valleydale right out in front of that little food mart. I think it's an ex-song. Rick, you wasn't in.

What kind of a decent you have old. Well, you know us, it's standard grippies. But I have holes. I had a shirt on it just pair underwear and socks. You have your shoes on. I got all caught up. Listen to this terrible thing.

Rick, you are good. You know, look, so all of a sudden I go, I got to get back in the car. You know what I mean? So I look around and I jump back in the car and I have to shut the door and sit there and let it quit pumping.

But I know I got to get back after taking it out. You know what I mean? You got to hold on. How long is your shirt? You got on. Not long enough.

So you can see grip grippies. Now, now these, these were black, which I don't wear much. You had on black underwear. I had on black underwear.

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