Come on,

MERS Morning Sickness.

You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself.

He's evil!

Sitting right here, come on!

No, no, he's not evil, he's just a bit rude.

Mediate to you, P.D. If you could get rid of

about banks and build one from scratch, you'd build a different kind of bank.

One that has actual people you can talk to 24-7, not robots, doesn't invest in fossil fuels, charges

no extra fees for spending abroad and definitely doesn't close before you finish work.

You'd build tools to help manage bills, teach kids good money habits, and give

interest on personal and joint accounts. So what would that look like?

Starling Bank, the Bank Built for You.

But then I saw this story and I thought,

oh this is nice, and it got me to thinking.

A lady was in her house in Virginia,

and she's cleaning out the attic.

And while she, it's an older house, and when she cleans out the attic, she she it's an older house and when she cleans out the

attic she notices there's like a little trap door in her attic she'd

never seen before and she said I'm a child of the 80s I'm a goonies fan I'm thinking

buried treasure like this is gonna be amazing one-eyed willy's map exactly he's in there

and so she kind of jimmies the door open

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