Allbirds, morning, morning,

shippers, morning sickness.

The mediates.

Can we repeat it.

Mike and the Molotovs, thank you very much.

And off we go.

Thursday is rolling along.

I just found out that my interest has been peaked.

God damn it, stupid State of the Union address and I wanted to watch the

if Biden falls over or loses his mind or has a full Mitch McConnell. That's all I care about with politics

anymore. I'm here for the jokes. I know, I know it affects us all. I know I'm supposed to be better.

I'm just not right now, so give me a break. I'm in a, I'm in a, I don't know if it's an age thing or just a moment where I'm like

a I care too much it'll drive me crazy so I have to pull the reins and make myself

kind of milk toast towards the whole thing, although I am wildly entertained by it.

I just found out that I'm going to be more entertained and it might be a reason to get Twitter X.

Evidently Trump is going to live stream his reactions to Biden's speech tonight.

Like Peyton and Eli Manning?

Yeah, he's doing the Peyton cash, the manning cash.

Oh, come on.

And you're telling me I'm the bad guy for being here for the jokes.

The only reason that exists is for the jokes.

You're not even being an American, you're supposed to care about the

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