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It's our number two, our number two of the Ben Mallor show podcast format and the writers are at the very start of this hour, a mallor monologue after the executives gave Derrick Carr a wet kiss.

Slop, slop, slava, slava.

That's the Raider front office on Derrickar.

But is it real?

Seems a little too much, in my opinion.

Also, a coop blooper.

Yeah, coop blooper.

That and more, a crazy call by Blind Scott this hour.

So a lot to get to.

Let's get to it right now.

Here it is.

Hour number two.

Slobber, slobber, slobber, slobber.

That's the sound coming out of one NFL front office in particular.

Welcome in the beginning of another hour of the Ben Maller show.

We are in the air everywhere as we provide running commentary, coast to coast, border to border, and beyond the vast and powerful microphones of FSR emanating live from inside the theater, the theater of the mind.

So I'll leave this hour comes from Sin City, Lost Wages, Nevada, with reports percolating around the NFL

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