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Radio. Hello and welcome. It's our number two, our number two of our radio show and podcast

format with limited commercial interruption. This hour, how much should you read in to the fact that Deshaun Watson is spending a lot of

valuable offseason time in Miami?

Internet sleuths seem to believe that that's an indication that he's going to the Miami Dolphins.

We tackle this.

Also, we have a poetry reading this hour,

a Dr. Seuss-Mallor version of poetry,

and the debut of a blind rapper.

This is not the talent show.

These are people that just randomly called up

during the course of hour number two.

It's coming your way right now.

Hour number two.

Is it a cryptic message?

Welcome in the beginning of another hour of the Ben Maller show.

We are in the air everywhere as we rant and rave, coast to coast, border to border, and beyond the vast, powerful microphones of FSR emanating life from inside the theater, the theater of the mind.

So I leave this hour comes from football, from the gridiron, to be exact,

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