Hey, it's Mike and Ian. We're the hosts of How to Do Everything from NPR's Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.

Each week, we take your questions and find someone much smarter than us to answer them.

Questions like, how do you survive the Bermuda Triangle?

How do you find a date inside the Bermuda Triangle?

We can't help you, but we will find someone who can.

Listen to the How to Do Everything podcast on IHeart Radio.

Hello and welcome.

It's our number two, our number two of the Ben Maller Radio Show podcast format with limited commercial interruption.

We got a jam-packed hour.

This especially goes for Eddie because Eddie was not paying attention.

You'll understand what I mean.

But the monologue at the beginning of the hour is about the 49ers' interest in trading

for Carolina Panthers quarterback Teddy Bridgewater.

About 15 good minutes on that.

So hopefully Eddie will be paying attention.

Also, an unplanned event, we got into a sparring match with Brian Finley, who came in running

around like Mike the headless chicken.

He dared dip his toes in the shark-filled waters of the Malamilicia,

and we had to checkmate our colleague Brian Finley.

We had some other amazing moments all here in our number two.

It's coming your way right now.

Looking for a teddy, but not a teddy bear.

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