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uncontrollable laughter, and in some cases, anal leakage.

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I'm le Roy Luna the host of this pajama party, and I'm coming at you straight out of my closet

with a tale about some sleepover shenanigans.

It's going to be, uh, it's going to be cool.

Wow, that was convincing. Let me try that again. It's going to be cool. Wow, that was convincing. Let me try that again. It's going to be great!

Oh man, when I was 10, I really wanted the lead part in this play we were doing at school.

So I learned the line, studied hard, and did my best

at the audition. But apparently that wasn't good enough. This little beaitch, Chris, got the role instead.

He had a majestic rat tail. So did I actually, but his was way longer. How could I compete?

I didn't end up getting the role I wanted, but still got a small part in that play as a tree.

Tree number five, I believe believe and I only had one line in the whole

damn thing but I made the most of it. All the trees were gossiping about

something then tree number four says, you're kidding.

That's when it was my time to shine.

I took a big step forward,

then pause for a second to soak it all in

out of those bright lights.

For a brief moment, I had the audience in the palm at my hand.

Then I enthusiastically belted out my only four lines of that entire play.

Wouldn't it be great?

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