#024: Finding Love..In Jail.

The LoPriore Podcast

Danny D LoPriore

Music, Comedy, Improv

5 • 678 Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2021

⏱️ 127 minutes

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On this episode, we talk about the crazy world of Jail Pen Pals, Michael's type of lady, people lying about their happiness on social media & more!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Look at all those smiling faces out there.
0:05.0	Ready to take on the day.
0:08.0	Yeah?
0:10.0	It will fuck you.
0:11.0	Yeah, my life sucks.
0:14.0	Every day it fucking sucks.
0:16.0	I wake up, I put on my clothes and I look outside and I'm like, oh my God, I'd rather die's like oh hey what's going on let's hang and I'm like I'm rather hang myself than hang out with you it has nothing to do with you but actually it actually does because everybody's on Instagram saying that their life is amazing guess what it's? Because you have a really bad relationship with your brothers and sisters and you don't even talk to the people in your family much. You fucking hate yourself. Don't fucking bullshit me with your fucking stupid smile. I know your life fucking sucks.
0:54.8	Couple of sad boys.
0:57.2	A couple of sad boys.
1:00.1	Couple of sad boys.
1:02.8	A couple of sad boys.
1:05.3	A couple of sad boys.
1:07.8	Just a couple of sad boys.
1:10.5	A couple of sad boys. A couple of sad boys.
1:11.6	You suck.
1:13.6	Sad boys.
1:15.6	Wake up in the morning, feeling depressed.
1:18.6	Wake up in the morning, don't even want to get dressed.
1:21.6	Hate looking at my own penis.
1:23.6	I hate that I'm not a genius.
1:26.6	Only below average kind of smart guy.
1:30.3	And I won't lie.
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