Dana, what's up? I'm on my way home from work. Can't get Matt. I love your edit. As always, you make it sound smarter than we are. But I think the way it starts is a little jarring because Matt sounds like you ate a box of rocks for breakfast. And unless you know the context of me calling and just wanting to process tragedy with my buddy,

unless you understand that, it kind of leaves you wondering, like, what the heck's wrong with Matt?

So, I think Matt's playing basketball.

I'm on my way to a family thing, and as you know, that's really important right now.

If you could call Matt and get him to flip on a microphone and record some kind of intro explaining why he sounds sick because he was.

And I think then people will be more forgiving to us.

So if you don't mind calling Matt and doing that, I think it's good.

It's good to go.

I think he wants to publish tomorrow. So thank you.

Appreciate you. Thanks. Yours are really good. I think my favorite is pooping. I'll return your call in seven hours. I think that's my favorite. Yes, I'm pooping right now. I'll return your call in seven hours. That's a good one. And I always do.

So there's this one that I have. It just says yellow. You get that one sometimes, right?

Yeah, you don't abuse it. But yes, I get yellow, which I assume, well, I think we've agreed means if you really need me, I could answer, but please don't really need me.

Exactly. That's what it means. I'm in the middle of something that requires my full attention. Unless it's urgent, I'm going to stay doing what I'm doing. Okay, so I, my sister calls me, I respond text, yellow, you know, if it's urgent, I'm going to stay doing what I'm doing. Okay, so my sister calls me.

I respond text, yellow, you know, if it's urgent, let me know.

She replies immediately, urgent pickup.

I was like, oh, wow, nobody ever does that.

Okay, must actually be urgent.

So I walk outside, take the call, apologize to the people in the room. I said, hey, is this actually urgent? I'm kind of in the middle of something. She said, yes. Ant, and I'm not going to say

their name, aunt and uncle have been in a wreck. We don't know anything other than we're on the

way. I was like, where did it happen? They're like about 50 miles south on the interstate.

Okay, what do we know?

Nothing other than they're on the side of the road right now. Okay, keep me updated. Tell me where they're going, blah, blah, blah. I'm going to walk back in this meeting, wrap up, and then we'll see what happens. said, okay, well, the next text I get says,'re med-flating our uncle to the hospital,

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