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🗓️ 10 January 2018
⏱️ 73 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Dana, what's up? I'm on my way home from work. Can't get Matt. I love your edit as |
| 0:05.5 | always you make it sound smarter than we are, but I think the way it starts is a |
| 0:11.0 | little jarring because Matt sounds like he ate a box of rocks for breakfast and |
| 0:16.1 | unless you know the context of you know me calling and just wanting to process |
| 0:19.7 | tragedy with my buddy, unless you understand that it kind of leaves you wondering |
| 0:24.2 | like what the heck's wrong with Matt. So I think Matt's playing basketball. I'm |
| 0:29.8 | on my way to a family thing and as you know that's really important right now. |
| 0:33.0 | If you could call Matt and get him to flip on a microphone and record some |
| 0:38.8 | kind of intro explaining why he sounds sick because he was and I think then |
| 0:45.6 | people would be more forgiving to us. So if you don't mind calling Matt and |
| 0:49.5 | that doing that, I think it's good. It's good to go. I think he wants to publish |
| 0:52.3 | tomorrow. So thank you. Appreciate you. Bye. |
| 1:01.9 | So I'm in a meeting with two guys in somebody text me and said pick up the |
| 1:11.4 | phone or whatever and then my sister tries to call me and I have this thing |
| 1:15.0 | where I can you know everybody has an automated text message that you reply. |
| 1:18.6 | Yours are pretty good. Thanks. Yours are really good. I think my favorite is |
| 1:23.7 | pooping. I'll return your call in seven hours. I think that's my favorite. |
| 1:26.8 | Yes, I'm pooping right now. I'll return your call in seven hours. That's a good one. |
| 1:30.4 | And I always do. So there's this this one that I have. It's it just says yellow. |
| 1:36.7 | I you get that one sometimes, right? Yeah, you don't abuse it. But yes, I get yellow, |
| 1:42.6 | which I assume. Well, I think we've agreed means if you really need me, I could answer. |
| 1:49.5 | Yeah, but please don't really need me. Exactly. That's what it means. I'm in the middle |
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