because a man who is settling into a profession

and not pursuing their life's work

is a man who was slowly committing suicide.

Welcome to the Bedro's Cooling Show.

What's happening friends? Welcome to another episode of the Bedro's Cooling Show.

And today we're going to talk about seven things that men do to ruin their lives.

But before we jump into that, I want to share another story with you guys.

I told you guys probably a few episodes ago, the story of when I worked in a gay club

and drunk, gay, lesbian, beat the shit out of me, and I was just bloodied by the time I kicked her out.

So here's another story for you. Something probably not as funny,

but definitely a cautionary tale how the wrong friends can lead you down a wrong path.

But here we go. So believe it or not, I was once involved in a police helicopter chase.

And I was the one in the car trying to get away from the coppers.

Well, one of the things we did, me and a few friends, is we realized that people have possessions

in their homes that are valuable, that you can take to a pawn shop and basically pawn them for money

and the pawn shops back then, at least. I don't know how they do it now, but they don't say shit.

Well, there's one time they go into the house and within like 20 seconds,

they come running out to my friends, come running out, actually three of them.

If I remember correctly, I almost mentioned the name of one of the dudes, but I'm not going to do that.

Three of them came running out and they're like, drive, drive, drive.

So they jump in the truck, I start driving and I think we're free and clear.

And before you know it, I see a helicopter and it seems like, you know,

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