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022: Make It Rain

FEaB

SModcast Network

Nerdist, Comedy, Chasing, Smodcast, Mira, Mosier, Scott, Matt, Clerks, Amy, Mallrats

4.8609 Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2014

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Matt and Scott Make it rain. And tell people to calm down about Batman.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, I'm Kevin Smith.

0:01.2

I'm Ralph Garman.

0:01.8

And we love our new Hollywood Babylon home, man, at the improv right there on Melrose. Don't we, Ralph? It's a legendary comedy club, and we're so blessed to be able to play there each and every week on Friday nights at 10 p.m. Right there on Melrose in the heart of Hollywood. Let's say you were a Philadelphia boy, quite like yourself. Indeed. Let's say you were just like, man, I'd like to go out and see some Hollywood Babylon.

0:04.1

If only it was here in Philadelphia. Philadelphia boy, quite like yourself. Indeed. Let's say you were just like, man, I'd like to go out and see some Hollywood Babylon.

0:23.2

If only it was here in Philadelphia.

0:25.2

Well, Philadelphia, I am coming home and I'm bringing Kevin with me.

0:28.7

It's happening November the first, a just-added show.

0:32.7

8 p.m. at the Prince Music Theater, man, right there on Chestnut Street in good old Philadelphia, I.A.

0:40.5

Where Ralph was born and raised, man, if you liked Babylon, this is what made Babylon.

0:45.6

This is like when Ralph was blasted off the dying planet Krypton and landed in a field in Philadelphia.

0:52.1

Well, I'm coming back home, and I want you to be there. It's at the Prince Music Theater, a great venue in a beautiful part of downtown Philadelphia. New Jersey, New York. I'm looking to you, man. Ralph's reaching out to his Philadelphia, brethren. I'm reaching out to you, my East Coast peeps, my Jersey Shore people, not from that show, from the actual Jersey Shore.

1:11.6

Come on out.

1:13.8

It's only like an hour and change to Philadelphia, man. Delaware.

1:14.2

Let's say you're in Delaware.

1:15.3

Oh, my God. Let's say you're in Delaware, and you're like, I'm scared to go to Silly Adelphia. Now's the time to find your balls. We'll take care of you. I promise. We'll be gentle. Hollywood Babylon is coming to your neck of the woods East Coast.

1:10.2

You're always bitching about this on Twitter.

1:11.6

Now you got it.

1:12.2

Make sure you come out and see us, man.

1:14.2

November 1st, Prince Musil. Babylon is coming to your neck of the woods East Coast. You're always bitching about this on Twitter.

1:29.4

Now you got it. Make sure you come out and see us,

1:31.4

man. November 1st, Prince Music Theater, Philadelphia.

1:33.8

Tickets at C-Smod.com,

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