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The Jeff Gerstmann Show - A Podcast About Video Games

022: Cranks for Kids

The Jeff Gerstmann Show - A Podcast About Video Games

Jeff Gerstmann

Leisure, Video Games, Technology, Hobbies

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 November 2022

⏱️ 185 minutes

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Summary

Are Xbox prices going up? Are PSN engagement numbers falling? Is the sky falling? Is Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II's SBMM ruining the entire video game industry? And where, exactly, is LaBron James? Solve all of these mysteries today on the latest installment of The Jeff Gerstmann Show. Get over 40% off and THREE FREE TOWELS at trymiracle.com/JEFF and use the offer code JEFF Get 100 free blades with the purchase of any handle at hensonshaving.com/JEFF with the offer code JEFF - be sure to add the blades to your cart! Get ad-free podcasts, bonus shows and more over on Patreon! Support the show at https://patreon.com/jeffgerstmann Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

[♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYS

0:31.0

We've got garbage bags. We've got all kinds of, it's chaos here this morning.

0:37.0

Here in the, in the bunker. Welcome to the bunker. What's up, cool crew in the bunker.

0:48.0

Welcome to the Jeff Gersman show. I'm Jeff Gersman. It is November.

0:57.0

And all things are, all things are cleansed. I don't know what, we've been cleansed of the, of October, of, of Halloween, of all of that sort of stuff.

1:11.0

And we are, we are now past it. We are, it is, now it is Christmas. That's it.

1:15.0

It's November 1st. Happy Christmas, everyone. Happy holidays. Happy, uh, Hanukkah, all that sort of stuff. It's all starts today.

1:26.0

And, uh, get, get your decorations out and they get your wreaths out on the door. All that sort of stuff.

1:33.0

We have had some kind of Christmassy wreath like thing on our front door for about two or three weeks now.

1:40.0

I don't know what it is in these batteries apparently. I think it, but I don't think it takes batteries that I don't have.

1:47.0

So, uh, there's just been, there's been a lot going on.

1:53.0

Um, yeah. So, hey, if you're watching the video version, this is, I think the first version of the, the first episode of the podcast with the new camera, I got it, uh, middle last week.

2:04.0

And have been fooling around with it here and there, not as much time to fool around with it as I would like. So it's still like, you know, it's gotta, it's still set to auto focus.

2:14.0

And so it'll still, well, now I've, now I've screwed up everything.

2:19.0

And I don't know how to get it back. We've broken, we've broken the show.

2:24.0

We've, uh, we've destroyed the, well, uh, that's, that shouldn't happen. Well, now it's, uh, well, now I do this again. That's okay. No, that's hello. You want to, okay, we'll just get a nice crisp look at my hand.

2:37.0

We're doing hand modeling for the rest of the show.

2:42.0

What in the heck? Oh my God. All right. We got his,

2:48.0

ah, okay. Now he's zoomed back out.

2:54.0

It broke again.

2:58.0

It broke again. It's all, it's all, I don't know. It's all screwed up.

3:04.0

Um, maybe we'll just, uh, we'll head over, wait, that doesn't work now. Oh gosh.

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