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Tell 'Em Steve Dave EP. 1-299

#020: Shure To Displease

Tell 'Em Steve Dave EP. 1-299

TESD 1-299

Comedy

4.9614 Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2021

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Shure pitchman winner announced, Bry panics when Walt names him head of Stash security.

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0:00.0

fellas. How you doing a couple of flagons of ale for you? So I just want to say we love what you're doing

0:07.1

over here. I mean taxation with representation, right? So, uh, what's the buzz? Now, what are we all

0:12.7

talking about, huh? Surrender maybe. We speak of revolution. Revolution. Revolution! That's great!

0:21.1

I'm completely on top of that.

0:22.8

Hey, fellas, who's taking the minutes here?

0:24.6

Because I feel like I could be an ass out to you as a secretary?

0:27.1

Let's start by taking down all of their names, first and last, please.

0:31.7

Shun up a bit.

0:32.6

Gentlemen, I think this meeting is adjourned.

0:35.2

I think this meeting is adjourned.

0:50.3

The I think this meeting is adjourned. So it's our first United States of America appearance, live on stage. When I have the Hollywood, we're going to be at the Hollywood Improv on sunset on July 21st. It's like feel good that you're being lovingly embraced by your fellow countrymen. Well, if we sell it out, then we could say it. Yeah, I don't know. Are we being embraced? Are we being ignored? I think largely ignored thus far. But we're hoping. Do you think L.A. is too? Maybe LA's just got too much of an attitude for us. Maybe they're too sophisticated.

1:27.6

I did want to do the Staten Island Improv. Nobody wanted to do it there. Did they have an improv there? No. That's the kind of humor you can look forward to. Mike, you're going to be watching the store while Walter's gone for two weeks. You will not be at the improv. Does that hurt?

1:28.2

No stinks.

1:29.1

No.

1:29.5

You don't care?

1:30.1

No, not really.

1:31.0

Fuck you, then, man. Let's make a vow if it sells out, we'll go till three in the morning. Well, I don't think the improv would allow that. What? It's the improv, ain't it? You have a... Yeah, but you have a block of time.

1:24.9

Let's say we'll go till midnight then.

1:27.0

We can't say that.

1:28.1

We can say it.

1:29.0

It's not going to happen, though.

1:30.4

So what you can say will... Yeah, but you have a block of time. Let's say we'll go till midnight then. We can't say that.

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