020 - Gumpy Calls In From Quarantine Up North

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5 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2020

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

On today's show, Gump FaceTimes in to let the guys know how things are going up north in Canada and he relives his harrowing journey out of the country getting back into Canada. The guys also discuss the championship game of the March Sadness bracket, which opens for voting today with a match of two colossal titans: a dog dying vs. SDDEO. The guys also chat about Kendrick Perkins' sons racking up $16,000 in Fortnite charges on his credit card bill, fortune cookie companies trying to help out first responders, and the fellas from The Pub officially finding The Pub 2.0. Stay safe this weekend, and enjoy.

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0:00.0	You know what you were talking about?
0:02.0	You eat like at 1.30 a.m.
0:04.0	How it would have been so much easier.
0:06.0	And I think Hasselhoff actually started the McDonald's challenge
0:09.0	like on his floor just fucking house in that.
0:12.0	He might have been the first one.
0:14.0	Dave, how are you pal?
0:16.0	Good, how you doing brother?
0:18.0	I noticed Zito didn't make a gif of your puke like he did mine.
0:22.0	Because I actually cut mine off, right?
0:26.0	Yeah, which is the genius because if people saw that they wouldn't be able to sleep for weeks.
0:32.0	I was very uncomfortable watching it the second time.
0:36.0	And just like you were slouched.
0:38.0	Oh, I thought it was great.
0:40.0	That's the only thing I actually didn't watch.
0:42.0	I felt bad.
0:44.0	I felt bad.
0:46.0	I got like that feeling like the like, oh man.
0:48.0	I signed up for it.
0:50.0	I know, but it was tough to.
0:52.0	When you have that really dry spit into the empty cup, I was like, he's fucked.
0:54.0	I'm gimp five minutes and he's puke.
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