020- Cookie Monsters

Excuse Me, That's Illegal

Leroy Luna

True Crime

4.9 • 966 Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2021

⏱️ 28 minutes

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We discover even Girl Guides aren't safe from criminal activity as we catch 2 men with their hands in the cookie jar. Holla atcha boy:Email: excusemethatsillegal@gmail.comFacebook: Leroy LunaFacebook Group: Excuse Me, That's IllegalTwitter: @real_leroy_lunaInstagram : @real_leroy_lunaRecommended Listening:Keystone State of MindSources:https://www.vox.com/the-goods/2019/1/24/18195824/girl-scout-cookies-explained-thin-mints-buyhttps://www.neighborhoodscout.com/or/forest-grove/crime#:~:text=The%20chance%20of%20becoming%20a,and%20towns%20of%20all%20sizes.https://www.washingtoncountyda.org/news/forest-grove-man-pleads-guilty-initiating-false-reporthttps://abc7chicago.com/police-man-fakes-robbery-to-hide-theft-of-girl-scout-cookie-money/5226922/https://www.oregonlive.com/washingtoncounty/2019/05/forest-grove-man-stole-daughters-cookie-sale-money-to-pay-for-erotic-massage-prosecutors-say.htmlhttps://www.thenewstribune.com/news/nation-world/national/article230625729.htmlhttps://myfox8.com/news/mom-run-over-while-trying-to-stop-man-from-stealing-girl-scout-cookie-money/https://kfor.com/news/mom-run-over-while-trying-to-stop-man-from-stealing-girl-scout-cookie-money/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This podcast may cause dizziness, confusion, bloating, uncontrollable laughter,
0:07.0	and in some cases anal leakage.
0:10.0	listener discretion is strongly advised. Hey, this is episode number 20 of, excuse me, that's illegal.
0:25.0	The podcast... This is episode number 20 of, excuse me, that's illegal.
0:34.5	The podcast that takes a hardcore look at some soft core crime.
0:38.3	I'm your girly guide, Leroy Luna.
0:41.4	Coming at you straight out of the closet with, well you guessed it, a couple of stories
0:46.3	involving the girl guides and their lucrative cookie selling business.
0:50.8	It's going to be a good time and I'm super pumped about it. Also, hey, 20 episodes. Can you believe it?
0:57.0	At this point I was going to play my little airhorn, something I enjoy using when celebrating.
1:01.0	It's from a toy my kids have. I've played it before when I was in the
1:05.8	mood to party. I made sure to play it at a low level, not very loud, but I just received a one-star
1:11.6	review. This lady said, well I'll read it.
1:14.8	It's from Mrs. Mad-Maddy from the US of A and she titles it
1:19.6	episode 18 starts with an air horn. She says, does the host not understand earphones?
1:25.4	Airhorns give many seizures, so unfortunately I can't listen or trust this content
1:31.1	not to hurt me when listening.
1:32.6	Seriously, I had a seizure.
1:34.6	I'm done.
1:35.6	Okay, so yeah, that kind of caught me off guard.
1:39.8	Like I said, I didn't play it at a super high level. It wasn't intended to scare anyone.
1:45.0	I think she's just looking for something to complain about.
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