02 The Vanderhump Rules (Ariana Madix)
How C*m
Remy Kassimir
4.8 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 20 January 2019
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
Charlotte had an accident and has to sit this one out but Remy is in LA interviewing Vanderpump Rules' Ariana Madix, who famously stated that she hates her vagina on reality TV. We discuss how that hate came to be, whether it is still around and what it is like to be a perfectionist with body issues.
We also dive into the rocky waters of emotionally abusive exes and skin cancer. We explore how the show has changed throughout the years; especially in this new political climate. Finally, we discuss weed lube, having a relationship on reality TV, and "first orgasm of 2019" stories.
I also tell a story that involves me looking at my own butthole.
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Ariana discusses the beginning of her and Tom's relationship, "the cheating scandal," the night her dad died and how it brought her and tom together. We discuss cheating more in depth and Ariana reveals a secret about one of Jax's cheating scandals that any Vander-fan would DIE to hear (but I don't want Bravo to sue me). Ariana reveals an embarrassing Twitter habit and we discuss donating to charity on Facebook & rape in the comedy community.
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| 0:00.0 | Testing testing |
| 0:02.4 | Warning warning danger danger |
| 0:07.2 | Hello everyone welcome back to how come you know how we promise Charlotte was gonna be here like way more often |
| 0:14.2 | So that's true. It's true. It's true |
| 0:17.1 | Just she's not here for this recording. No, it sounds like I'm here. You're here for the intro. Yeah, right |
| 0:22.4 | I would have liked to be there, but at the time that this was recorded |
| 0:26.2 | We were out in LA and in LA there are things called bird scooters and |
| 0:33.7 | Not just birds not just birds |
| 0:38.6 | No one of our friends convinced me that it would be a chill and cool idea my old roommate who's supposed to be nice and |
| 0:46.8 | Responsible she's supposed to take care of you. Yeah, I don't want her to feel bad about it |
| 0:51.8 | I know but I literally let her be her. I left you guys for like two seconds |
| 0:55.5 | And then I went out to record like another podcast |
| 1:00.5 | Then she convinced me it would be a good idea to have both of us on one scooter and |
| 1:05.6 | Charlotte in the front while she's in the back driving why I don't know |
| 1:09.4 | I guess she's taller or you're taller than her we're exactly the same height which |
| 1:13.6 | She didn't realize she thought I was shorter than her, but anyway we get on and she is |
| 1:20.1 | Speeding and is like oh my god, you're taller than me. I can't see so I'm like he slowed down |
| 1:27.0 | But then she sped up and we basically went flying into a concrete barrier and I broke her fall like she fell on me |
| 1:33.7 | But I also broke like my body no, but you didn't break bones |
| 1:37.5 | But you were like really scratched up and then like like you were so |
| 1:41.0 | My boobs aren't paying for sure. You were just very out of sorts like the first few days we were in LA |
| 1:45.9 | We were like hey LA Charlotte like oh hey, they ran me like oh, yeah, we're killing it |
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