02: Not One Hog
The Worst Idea Of All Time
Tim Batt
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 19 August 2020
⏱️ 40 minutes
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Summary
Emmanuelle 2 features an unbeatable Frenchman in the kitchen, Balianese cultural dances, coming of age moments and non-explicit sexual content. In this episode we find out Tim knows two ballet positions and Guy knows one more.. The dirty C word (c**tent) is uttered and so is a list of body parts that viewers are treated to in this flick, complete with a disappointing lack of hogs. Acupuncture makes us squeamish and sailors seem like a good way to spend a day. Tim gushes on the soundtrack and visits the hypocrisy of the Bond franchise. Horses are just fast cows and polo should be outlaws. All hail the big propeller!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello Tim and Guy here and welcome to the worst audio of all time season 5. |
| 0:04.1 | This season we are watching the Freight originated softcore pornography series |
| 0:08.1 | Emmanuel. Because why not? These films contain some anachronistic and downright problematic scenes from time to time. |
| 0:15.6 | Which we will not be discussing to keep our podcast as stupid and friendly place to be. |
| 0:20.5 | Also, you do not need to watch these films as always so just enjoy the |
| 0:24.9 | show. We're watching the movies so you don't have to. Happy listening everybody. Oh, That would be |
| 1:07.0 | be a reprise of the theme that permeates a reprise of the theme that permeates Emmanuel II, the musical theme that is. |
| 1:16.0 | In terms of thematics, I would say this film is an advertisement for open marriages. |
| 1:25.0 | Hello everybody and welcome to the worst idea of all time season number, thinko. |
| 1:30.0 | That's five. |
| 1:32.0 | And this season we are watching the entire Emmanuel collection of |
| 1:37.0 | erotica films was it a good idea time will tell I possibly not. We have just watched Emmanuel 2, the tagline of which is in love, |
| 1:48.0 | it is better to give and to receive. It's like Christmas. I'm Emmanuel and I am Tim |
| 1:54.2 | I can show you how to do both. |
| 1:57.2 | The subtitle of this film, The French I believe translates to the joys of a woman. |
| 2:03.2 | And there are many joys of a woman. |
| 2:05.1 | Yeah. |
| 2:06.1 | A lovely hug. |
| 2:07.1 | Fantastic company. |
| 2:10.5 | A lot of them are really good drivers. |
| 2:13.0 | Robust conversation. |
| 2:15.0 | Some of them can do statistics. |
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