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Sarlee, this hour, comes from the unhappy quarterbacks club.

That could be anyone, but specifically the status of Russell with muscle, Russell Wilson

in Seattle.

This is the story that I was told was a non-story on every level by our friends that listen in the Pacific Northwest.

Now, if you've not heard the latest, and perhaps you have it, we'll give you the condensed recap, the condensed recap.

So Russell Wilson has not demanded a trade.

This is according to his agent.

But wait, there's more.

He wants to continue to play for the Seahawks.

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