99.9 KISW. We return to the men's room with Miles and Thrill.

Coming up, it's up 4.30, the return of Who Sucks Less, but first time for a few emails to the men's room at KISW.com.

You've got mail.

You've got mail. Jump into the birthdays, Olipacholos. I want to give a shout-out to my buddy Christian. He is 28 today. Love your show and would find it so funny to get a shout-out. So how about the dirty Germans talking about how close he is to 30? And your penis is too small. Thanks, guys. That from his buddy Garrett. Yeah, here's the good news about almost being 30 years old. Your friends in your 20s are make fun of you, but the truth is, by the time you hit 30 years old, not only do you have lots of sex, you know how you like to have Z sex, and you know how to perform Z sex. Yeah, the other thing is, you get to do whatever you want this last year, and be like, oh, I'm not 30 yet. I'm going to go party. I'm going to travel. Do whatever's you want. Yeah, yeah. Even those two dudes. Guys, want to thank you so much for all the laughs, especially when times are hard. You guys always nail it. I was hoping to hear from the captain about Nitrous Adventures with the other mascots.

And maybe a fart montage to kick it off for my 39th birthday.

Thanks again that from Bad Brad.

What? What was that?

Well, ahoy.

Sorry about that in the background.

It makes you feel any better.

That came out of my front side. But nitrous is supposed to be a

sanative to make you comfortable during a medical procedure. That's why his mascots like to use

nitrous when we don't have any medical issues. It's a lot more fun. But interestingly enough,

nitrous is how blueberry cereal came

to be.

They used to be called looberries, but Lou B'oo did too much nitrous, passed out, fell overboard

from the SS Gump, and ended up drowning.

No one noticed for three days, because we were high on nitrous.

But then Lou's ghosts came back very angry.

He planned to hauntless for the rest of our days and all that other afterlife nonsense the ghosts go on about.

But I said, hey, why don't we just call you boo instead of Lou?

Because you're dead now.

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