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All right, HMS podcast time again. I'll let you know where to go for some great comedy in the Valley this week. Downtown and stand up live. Get out and see the comedy of Moshe Casher and the up and coming Ari Maddie. Up north and Desert Ridge, you'll get Josh Wolf and S&L's Tommy Brennan and East Side of the Tempey Improv.

Don't miss the very funny Sam J and more Josh Wolle.

For the complete lineups and for tickets, go to standup live.com, desert ridgeimprov.com and Tempey Improv.com.

You thought that was funny.

Homeb's morning sickness

you were laughing like a hyena when he said it

what the hell it's wrong with you

take you p.D

don't look at me

i'm a monster

i did enjoy sending pictures of my bleeding

eye to people though i thought that was kind of neat post Post-surgery, I was nifty. I shared it. Oh, yeah, people loved it. What happened? You're more than welcome to put that up on our Facebook page. And if you'd like Brett to take a photo of me as Phantom of the Opera today, that would be awesome, too. I patched up my eye. And here's another thing. Ladies,

I have more respect for you and your abilities to glue stuff to your face to not be ugly.

Oops, sorry. I've had to put this patch on my eye every once in a while. And you've got to tape it on

yourself. It's this little plastic circle that goes over your eye socket and then gauze and then tape.

And you're trying to tape anything to your face?

It's impossible.

It's the hardest thing in the world to me.

Look at this mess that I've got on my head.

You're going to miss an eyebrow.

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