And good morning.

It's a Saturday morning.

Bill Handel here right up until 11 o'clock.

The legal show where I answer your questions brilliantly, I might add, with my vast knowledge of the law,

which I am an award-winning lawyer.

Actually, the unfortunate part is I am an award-winning lawyer.

Not for my vast knowledge of the law, mind you, but I'm not going to go through the awards.

It's just, no.

In any case, phone number, 800, 520-1534, 800, 5201534.

Top of the hour, always the best time to call.

Sorry, coughing.

But turning off the button successfully to cough so you don't hear it.

So I fooled you, didn't I?

Yeah, damn, right.

This is Handel on the Law, marginal legal advice, where I tell you you have absolutely no case.

Now, I enjoy bringing cases to you, stories to you,

about misconduct of judges. And inevitably, you know, the sexual misconduct, that's where they

get the most press. You know, there's the judges up on the bench and there's big flowing robes and they do

strange and wonderful things to themselves while not wearing clothing under their robes,

you know, that sort of thing.

And it's, you hear buzzing and it's anyway, normally it's some kind of sexual misconduct, stooping the clerk and going in the back,

that sort of thing.

...