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It's our number two, our number two of the Ben Mather Radio Show podcast format.

LeBron James is in the cross series this hour.

LeBron James believing he could have made the Cowboys or the Seahawks roster 10 years ago during an NBA work stoppage.

Now, we believe LeBron could have made an NFL roster, but not for the reasons LeBron thinks a Ben Maller show investigation coming your way here to kick off hour number two.

Get that man some pads.

So he says, welcome in the beginning of another hour of the Ben Maller show.

We are in the air everywhere as we blow hot air coast to coast, border to border and beyond on the vast and powerful microphones of FSR emanating live from inside the theater, the theater of the mind.

So I'll leave this hour comes from a crossover.

It's not a basketball story.

It's a football story, but it's not really a football story because it never happened.

There'll be a quiz on this later.

It's really the story from the oversized ego department, LeBron's World.

Right? LeBron's world. Right?

LeBron's world.

Now, this is not a tale of specific basketball glory or, for that matter, as I

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