And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours.

All right, a new study found that being a parent desensitizes you to, quote, gross stuff.

Parents are way less to be bothered by things like poop and puke because they've seen it so, so, so many times. And as a parent, I say,

yeah, but make no mistake, the poop and puk and the other stuff that I'm desensitized to

revolve solely around my kids. For example, I saw the birth of my children. There's a lot going on

down there that I did not expect, and I would do it again.

If it is my kid, we go to Canada. We're a taxi driver. He's rightfully being hailed a hero after helping

a stranger deliver her baby in the backseat of his cab. Now, beautiful story, sure,

until you get to the cleanup part. They didn't bother to cover that, but that's a bad scene, my brother.

Let me tell you, I have seen it myself.

Now, in addition to parents, you'd have to think that, I don't know,

doctors and farmers are probably desensitized to the world of gross until they're not.

A farmer in Wisconsin, he spent 45 minutes trapped in a 12-foot deep cow manure pit. Now, the good news is

he was only trapped at nine of the 12 feet. The bad news is he was trapped at nine feet of cow poop,

and it's not an experience that he would like to repeat. And then, of course, there's being a cop.

We go to Vermont, where police got a call about some idiot stole a pair of pants.

Normally would not be a big deal.

But when they arrived on the scene, the pants thief, he was somehow covered in poop,

making the situation just so much worse than it needed to be, but you still got to arrest

the guy and put his ass in the back of your police car.

And in Pennsylvania, residents of one town, they were trying to figure out why it smelled

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