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And I'm Harley Quinn Smith.

And we are talking from two different places, as per usual, Ben.

I wanted to go see her in Dallas for Thanksgiving, but she was like,

if you come on a plane and see me, I will not open the door because you fucked with an airport.

It's scary. It was a responsible choice.

We made the responsible choice as a family to do what was safest.

The kid was adorable.

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