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The LoPriore Podcast

#017: Would You Date a Homeless Person?

The LoPriore Podcast

Danny D LoPriore

Music, Comedy, Improv

5678 Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2021

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Summary

On this episode, we ask, would you date a homeless person? We talk about Adrian's Kickback, how dumb shuffling is, weird AIRBNBs & MUCH MORE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:04.0

So whether you're here to meet your goals, or meet your gals,

0:08.0

take a bit of me time, or a weight off,

0:12.0

getting back on the bike,

0:16.0

or filling the tea while you spin, they said what?

0:19.0

We're here for it.

0:22.9

With 50% off your first month and no joining fee for a limited time.

0:25.3

Whatever you're here for, we're here for it.

0:27.9

Pure Gym.

0:28.7

Terms and conditions apply.

0:30.9

No matter where you are,

0:34.6

I will look for you

0:43.3

I still have things to do

0:50.3

but when I'm done when I'm done I will be with you and then we will be forever Dirty homeless boy

1:18.6

On the streets

1:20.6

Pants are covered in your own pee

1:24.6

Well my beautiful homeless boy, homeless boy, homeless boy walking around looking in trash cans for something to eat what is the food

2:06.6

recycling cans no matter where you are you're my homeless boy but you're my homeless man.

2:19.3

And I don't care.

2:21.3

You're so strong the way you carry all of those aluminum cans on your back.

2:28.3

You got a stick for whacking of the homeless people will

2:36.0

and I don't care

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