017 - LIVE from Montreal
The Chip Chipperson Podacast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 4K Ratings
🗓️ 31 July 2017
⏱️ 40 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to the Chip Chipperson podcast on the Riot cast network Riot cast dot com. What's up, Ronnie? Hey buddy. Thanks for coming back anytime, Chipper. |
| 0:13.0 | About tomorrow. |
| 0:14.0 | Can we ain't taping? I would've fucked up though. He's sitting away. God. Oh, he should've done it. |
| 0:22.0 | All right. |
| 0:25.0 | Listen, what we got to do is this, uh, because we got to go to Montreal. So we're going to pre tape this, but we got to act like we're dead. That's why I got the fucking flag and stuff. The listeners is stupid. They won't. |
| 0:38.0 | Yeah. Yeah. |
| 0:39.0 | Yeah. So we just got to act like we're up there, fucking hanging out in Canada. That's why I got to look like this. Sure. The Canadian stuff. Yeah, the fucking Canadian stuff. |
| 0:48.0 | The headband is more America, those stars and stripes. Yeah, but they like stars up there and things of that nature. |
| 0:53.0 | Yeah. I told you to get me a hat. But where am I supposed to put this? It's tiny. It's a tiny habit. Oh, God damn it. Oh, I got some fucking watch. Okay. I'll show you. Hold on. Stay where you're at. |
| 1:04.0 | Okay. Don't. |
| 1:05.0 | Hope this doesn't get wasted because it's before the show starts. It's really good. Good stuff. Yeah. Don't do anything until I get back. We're not going to move. Nobody's doing anything. |
| 1:15.0 | I got these right here. |
| 1:17.0 | Babe, you got a mirror or something? A mirror. Oh, wait. Now he's talking. Yeah. What do you got there? Chip? You need to win? |
| 1:25.0 | Suddenly, it feels fun. Hold on a second. Babe, put up your little mirror. Something. Okay. I mean, I don't hold it up. Babe, I can't see. |
| 1:38.0 | What are you going to do to get on your show? Okay. You have carte blanche. Anytime walk in like Sinatra on. |
| 1:46.0 | carte blanche. Where? Why you got a card? Is she drunk? Oh, awful. Hold on a second. Babe. I got two ears. Don't I? Okay. He does hold it. It's like a sea. You put it all up in there. |
| 1:56.0 | Babe, you take it. I can't take it. Babe, I need both. God, man, this mug's hurting my ear. Oh, you're going to let the viewers listeners know that it's a no. |
| 2:06.0 | That it's clashes straight through. No, when we start, I'll just act like I had it. You got any rub on tattoos? That's a good idea. That would be good. Make you look tough. Yeah. Like I'm going to kidate a motorcycle gang. I've never heard of Canadian. Well, I'm sure they have. |
| 2:20.0 | I can babe your mirror. Do you not doing go with the fucking mirror? It's a mistake. She's fucking up. Don't hurt yourself. Oh, they are like babe, too. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Babe. |
| 2:34.0 | I'm not a second dollar. All right. Those are cool. He's almost there. Oh, they're this. Wow. I just got him pierced. It's hot. Yeah. Fucking people are going to go nuts. Yeah, I don't doubt that. We got to start. Like I just said, hold on a second. All right. When I start, yes, I'm good. You speak French. Not at all. I wish I did. But I don't ship. Yeah. All right. I speak Greek. |
| 3:03.0 | I got it. Yeah. I'm sure you do. Hold on a second. We got to act like we're really in Canada, too. All right. Because they don't like when you take off. |
| 3:15.0 | Oh, to the great North. Oh, right. You got a burpa something. Get it out now. There you go. You got one. I'm good. Thanks. How's the earrings look? Oh, yeah. |
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