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🗓️ 16 January 2015
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Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live from the Ice House on New Years Eve
Recorded live on 12/31/2014
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0:00.0 | What are you welcome behind me for? It's bad luck. Walk that way, you know, it's a happy |
0:13.6 | new year. Happy new year, everybody. |
0:15.4 | Oh my god. |
0:21.4 | Mild. You know, it's crazy because I grew up a lot differently in you guys. I mean, |
0:26.5 | I don't know, maybe I did in the sense of the early, the early part of the night. |
0:56.5 | I grew up with a lot of fucking savages when I was young, like fucking crazy people. The |
1:15.8 | dude who let me use the robber at the gas station and beat him up and shit, that was crazy. |
1:22.4 | I gotta tell you, this kid has become a savage in front of me right before my eyes. He really |
1:27.5 | has. Like, he's not crazy. He's not letting me beat him up at the gas station. But he's |
1:37.3 | always thinking of shit and he, you know, now when I get an edible, he doesn't even fuck |
1:42.2 | around. He makes no plans. He knows. But the best is to follow him morning when he tells |
1:48.0 | me I'm still fucked up, man. And I go, I really ate an edible. They go, why? He can't |
1:55.8 | understand. He's like, why do you eat an edible? Oh my god. I'm so fucked up. |
2:00.0 | Because you'll call me and be like, I'm so fucked up. I know that. He's like, he's all |
2:09.0 | his daughters. He ate what? He ate all my asses and snacks. So you'll call me and be like, |
2:19.1 | I'm so fucked up. Oh, I can't go to sleep. But like, you'll freak out. And then like, |
2:23.5 | with at 6 a.m. in the morning, you call me and you just took another one. You're fucked |
2:27.4 | why not? For six hours later. I got these little like, uh, life savings that sugar-free. |
2:32.6 | You know, you don't want no sugar in your body in the morning. They're very organic. |
2:38.6 | Yeah. I don't know what. I'm at like 50 milligrams. I pop those right after I eat my egg. |
2:43.0 | Right as I'm taking my blood pressure medication, I pop one of those. Why not? Just to, you |
2:49.6 | know, keep the blood going. Keep the ankles thin. Keep the circulation going. We talk like |
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