#015: Michael Almost Dies

The LoPriore Podcast

Danny D LoPriore

Music, Comedy, Improv

5 • 678 Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2021

⏱️ 150 minutes

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On this episode, Michael almost dies from eating the hottest Gummy Bear in the world, we rank our top Robin Williams and Jim Carrey Movies, Danny shows off his new gold teeth & our Dad makes an emergency guest appearance after Michael dies, enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	At Pure Gym, whatever you're here for, we're here for it.
0:04.0	So whether you're here to meet your goals, or meet your gals,
0:08.0	take a bit of me time, or a weight off,
0:12.0	getting back on the bike,
0:16.0	or filling the tea while you spin, they said what?
0:19.0	We're here for it.
0:22.9	With 50% off your first month and no joining fee for a limited time.
0:25.3	Whatever you're here for,
0:26.7	we're here for it.
0:27.9	Pure Jim.
0:28.7	Terms and conditions apply.
0:30.5	What's in the bag?
0:31.8	Yeah.
0:33.5	Uh-huh.
0:35.4	What's in the bag?
0:39.3	Y'all know what it is. Go froncy shit.
0:42.3	Talk to him.
0:43.3	Let's go.
0:45.3	Hey, yo.
0:46.3	What's in the bag my dick?
0:48.3	What's in the bag my dick?
0:50.3	What's in the bag?
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